1 00:00:58,554 --> 00:01:02,391 Visit Mike Vernon Motors at 13631 Valley Boulevard. 2 00:01:02,391 --> 00:01:06,645 That's 13631 Valley Boulevard in Garden Grove. 3 00:01:07,521 --> 00:01:09,731 And now, for our report from the freeways, to Don Edwards 4 00:01:09,731 --> 00:01:12,401 and KBMJ's eye in the sky. Come in, Don. 5 00:01:14,820 --> 00:01:15,904 Thanks, Dick, 6 00:01:15,904 --> 00:01:18,282 things seem to be pretty normal on our Southland freeways, 7 00:01:18,282 --> 00:01:20,284 which is to say they're just about filled to capacity 8 00:01:20,284 --> 00:01:21,952 at this hour of the morning. 9 00:01:21,952 --> 00:01:24,621 There's a report of a stalled vehicle in the number two lane 10 00:01:24,621 --> 00:01:27,374 of the inbound San Diego Freeway just south of Mulholland. 11 00:01:27,374 --> 00:01:29,126 And we also have a report of an accident 12 00:01:29,126 --> 00:01:32,463 approximately half a mile west of the 605 junction 13 00:01:32,463 --> 00:01:34,131 of the Santa Ana Freeway. 14 00:01:34,131 --> 00:01:36,091 Both vehicles are now up on the center divider. 15 00:01:36,091 --> 00:01:38,635 Traffic is still slow and go in that area. 16 00:01:38,635 --> 00:01:40,220 Traffic is also heavily congested 17 00:01:40,220 --> 00:01:41,763 on the westbound Ventura Freeway 18 00:01:41,763 --> 00:01:43,849 from Woodman to Balboa due to construction. 19 00:01:43,849 --> 00:01:48,228 And we understand this condition will last until 3:00 this afternoon. 20 00:01:48,228 --> 00:01:50,772 Don Edwards in Airwatch 3. Back to you. 21 00:01:52,816 --> 00:01:54,359 The weather for today, as promised, 22 00:01:54,359 --> 00:01:56,236 is a carbon copy of yesterday's, 23 00:01:56,236 --> 00:01:59,198 low overcast this morning, clearing by 11:00. 24 00:01:59,198 --> 00:02:00,491 The National Weather Bureau says 25 00:02:00,491 --> 00:02:02,326 the high today will be about 74, 26 00:02:02,326 --> 00:02:04,161 low tonight in the high 50s. 27 00:02:04,161 --> 00:02:06,705 At the beaches, temperatures will stay in the pleasant 70s. 28 00:02:06,705 --> 00:02:09,124 Water temperature in the 60s. 29 00:02:09,124 --> 00:02:11,627 The APCD predicts light to moderate eye irritation, 30 00:02:11,627 --> 00:02:13,670 as if you hadn't already noticed. 31 00:02:13,670 --> 00:02:14,755 I have. 32 00:02:14,755 --> 00:02:15,923 And you know something? 33 00:02:15,923 --> 00:02:17,466 You know how much your dog likes meat? 34 00:02:17,466 --> 00:02:19,843 Well, make sure that's what he's getting... 35 00:02:23,847 --> 00:02:24,973 I mention each week, 36 00:02:24,973 --> 00:02:27,518 is not one of a kind. 37 00:02:27,518 --> 00:02:30,395 It's only one of hundreds of double discounts 38 00:02:30,395 --> 00:02:32,481 always available at Grocery Cart. 39 00:02:32,481 --> 00:02:33,607 The Giant 49... 40 00:02:34,817 --> 00:02:37,694 At the first sign of any hemorrhoidal discomfort 41 00:02:37,694 --> 00:02:39,613 treatment should begin at once. 42 00:02:39,613 --> 00:02:42,574 Remarkably successful results have been obtained 43 00:02:42,574 --> 00:02:43,909 with a doctor-proven... 44 00:02:56,213 --> 00:02:57,256 5 to 3. 45 00:02:57,256 --> 00:02:59,508 St. Louis, 6, the Giants, 4. 46 00:02:59,508 --> 00:03:01,885 Milwaukee defeated the Royals, 4 to 3. 47 00:03:01,885 --> 00:03:04,304 Texas edged the Yankees, 5 to 4. 48 00:03:04,304 --> 00:03:06,682 Pittsburgh and the Padres rained out. 49 00:03:06,682 --> 00:03:08,142 The Dodgers and Angels were both idle. 50 00:03:09,309 --> 00:03:11,812 In golf, Dave Brewer has a one-stroke lead 51 00:03:11,812 --> 00:03:14,273 after the first round of the Toronto Classic. 52 00:03:14,273 --> 00:03:16,316 He shot a 5-under-par 67 53 00:03:16,316 --> 00:03:19,236 with Lee Trevino one stroke back at 68. 54 00:03:19,236 --> 00:03:23,532 Three others tied four strokes off the pace at 71. 55 00:03:23,532 --> 00:03:26,910 Say, does your car need a new muffler or new shock absorbers? 56 00:03:33,208 --> 00:03:35,836 You know about these census forms 57 00:03:35,836 --> 00:03:40,382 ...that the Census Bureau has sent out to us all to fill in, right? 58 00:03:40,382 --> 00:03:41,758 That will be the basis of this... 59 00:03:42,926 --> 00:03:44,344 Census District Office. 60 00:03:44,344 --> 00:03:45,596 I would like some information. 61 00:03:45,596 --> 00:03:48,599 I'm filling out my census form right now 62 00:03:48,599 --> 00:03:50,642 and I have an awful problem. 63 00:03:50,642 --> 00:03:53,187 And I was wondering, can somebody help me? 64 00:03:53,687 --> 00:03:54,688 Go ahead. 65 00:03:54,688 --> 00:03:56,607 Thanks. Oh, you're gonna answer my question? 66 00:03:56,607 --> 00:03:57,733 Yes. Oh, good. 67 00:03:57,733 --> 00:03:59,902 First of all, I just wanted to say, uh, 68 00:03:59,902 --> 00:04:02,905 I don't mind being counted as an American. 69 00:04:02,905 --> 00:04:04,656 I'm one of the silent majority. 70 00:04:04,656 --> 00:04:07,075 But I wish you had made some of those questions multiple choice. 71 00:04:07,075 --> 00:04:10,496 Now, the question was, um, 72 00:04:10,496 --> 00:04:13,081 are you the head of the family? 73 00:04:13,081 --> 00:04:16,627 Well, quite frankly, the day I married that woman 74 00:04:16,627 --> 00:04:19,963 that, unfortunately, I've been married to for the last 25 years... 75 00:04:19,963 --> 00:04:21,131 Oh! 76 00:04:21,131 --> 00:04:22,800 Well, it's true. 77 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:26,637 Well, I lost the position as head of the family. 78 00:04:26,637 --> 00:04:29,681 You see, what I do... I stay home. I hate working. 79 00:04:29,681 --> 00:04:31,308 I hate going out and seeing people 80 00:04:31,308 --> 00:04:34,102 and getting involved in the rat race and things like that. 81 00:04:34,102 --> 00:04:36,814 So she works and I do the housework 82 00:04:36,814 --> 00:04:40,317 and take care of the babies and things like that. 83 00:04:40,317 --> 00:04:43,278 And so, I was wondering, you wanted honest answers. 84 00:04:43,278 --> 00:04:46,782 Now, what I did, I penciled in all of the marks 85 00:04:46,782 --> 00:04:50,369 that you wanted marks in these circles here that I see in front of me. 86 00:04:50,369 --> 00:04:52,246 I penciled it in first, but I said, 87 00:04:52,246 --> 00:04:53,330 "No, that's being dishonest. 88 00:04:53,330 --> 00:04:55,207 "I'm really not the head of the family, 89 00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:57,000 "and yet I'm the man of the family." 90 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,628 Although there are people in the neighborhood who would question that. 91 00:04:59,628 --> 00:05:02,339 But nevertheless, I was wondering, 92 00:05:02,339 --> 00:05:04,550 how should I answer that question? 93 00:05:05,342 --> 00:05:08,053 Well, if you don't consider yourself head of the household, 94 00:05:08,053 --> 00:05:10,514 and you think that your wife occupies that position, 95 00:05:10,514 --> 00:05:12,975 I would suggest you put your wife's name there. 96 00:05:12,975 --> 00:05:14,351 Yes, but that's so embarrassing. 97 00:05:14,351 --> 00:05:16,603 What will you people think when I send it? 98 00:05:16,603 --> 00:05:18,188 Nobody is even going to know. 99 00:05:18,188 --> 00:05:19,231 Are you sure? 100 00:05:19,231 --> 00:05:21,483 I'm positive. No one will know about that. 101 00:05:21,483 --> 00:05:23,110 We won't know you from Adam's house cat. 102 00:05:23,110 --> 00:05:25,696 I know. But there are people in my neighborhood... 103 00:05:25,696 --> 00:05:27,072 They will never see that form. 104 00:05:27,072 --> 00:05:28,157 Are you sure? 105 00:05:28,157 --> 00:05:31,451 No one in your neighborhood will ever find out. 106 00:05:31,451 --> 00:05:33,370 I don't want people to know about that. 107 00:05:33,370 --> 00:05:36,665 Quite frankly, I've lived like this for 15 years, 108 00:05:36,665 --> 00:05:39,042 and I admit, I wear a house dress. 109 00:05:39,042 --> 00:05:42,713 It's so much easier to pick up stuff in a house dress, 110 00:05:42,713 --> 00:05:44,381 and, you know, slippers. 111 00:05:44,381 --> 00:05:46,550 And, quite frankly, I've adopted most... 112 00:05:46,550 --> 00:05:47,593 Talk about pollution. 113 00:05:47,593 --> 00:05:49,553 ...of the average housewife, 114 00:05:49,553 --> 00:05:52,222 and I'd hate for anybody to know that. 115 00:05:52,222 --> 00:05:54,391 Anyway, it's very embarrassing, so would you... 116 00:05:54,391 --> 00:05:58,770 All information that you include on that form is confidential. 117 00:06:16,205 --> 00:06:17,831 ...800,000 others. 118 00:06:18,957 --> 00:06:22,669 So it would be all right? I wanna be honest with you. 119 00:06:22,669 --> 00:06:24,254 I'm really not the head of the family. 120 00:06:24,254 --> 00:06:25,589 She doesn't know I'm calling. 121 00:06:25,589 --> 00:06:29,051 That woman just drives me up the wall and over the other side. 122 00:06:29,051 --> 00:06:31,345 I like doing this just to get even with her. 123 00:06:36,558 --> 00:06:39,812 You know how women are before you marry them. They're so nice. 124 00:06:39,812 --> 00:06:42,022 And suddenly they become so aggressive. 125 00:06:42,022 --> 00:06:44,316 I mean, she became so aggressive afterward. 126 00:06:44,316 --> 00:06:46,068 Just took over everything. I mean... 127 00:06:46,068 --> 00:06:47,444 Oh, no. 128 00:06:47,444 --> 00:06:49,488 I'm afraid of her, you see. 129 00:06:49,488 --> 00:06:51,031 I've been wanting to divorce her. 130 00:06:51,031 --> 00:06:53,659 The first six months of marriage, I knew I made a mistake. 131 00:06:53,659 --> 00:06:56,411 But no, I got ahold of this first, before she did. 132 00:06:56,411 --> 00:06:58,413 I thought, "Well, I'll answer it." 133 00:06:58,413 --> 00:06:59,957 But I wanted to be honest about it, 134 00:06:59,957 --> 00:07:01,375 and I'm a man of conscience, 135 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:02,709 so I wanted to make sure, 136 00:07:02,709 --> 00:07:04,378 if I put down I'm the head of the family, 137 00:07:04,378 --> 00:07:05,629 nobody would know the difference, right? 138 00:07:05,629 --> 00:07:06,755 No. 139 00:07:06,755 --> 00:07:08,382 I'll put it down... 140 00:07:10,134 --> 00:07:11,802 I really like you. Are you married? 141 00:07:11,802 --> 00:07:13,428 Hey! 142 00:07:14,763 --> 00:07:15,806 When you get married, 143 00:07:15,806 --> 00:07:18,183 don't be like that whippo that I married. 144 00:07:18,183 --> 00:07:19,393 Would you? 145 00:07:19,393 --> 00:07:22,062 I'll try my best not to be. 146 00:07:22,062 --> 00:07:23,147 All right. 147 00:07:23,147 --> 00:07:24,690 Thank you so much. It's nice talking to you. 148 00:07:24,690 --> 00:07:25,816 You're welcome. 149 00:07:25,816 --> 00:07:27,109 Goodbye. Goodbye. 150 00:07:36,785 --> 00:07:38,704 This is Mr. Whittington. 151 00:07:38,704 --> 00:07:41,165 You were talking to a Mr... 152 00:07:41,165 --> 00:07:44,793 Oh, Valenti, the man who blows bicycle pump 153 00:07:44,793 --> 00:07:46,879 on the Ted Mack Original Amateur Hour. Yes. 154 00:07:46,879 --> 00:07:51,842 Yes, well, uh, I've been trying to get in touch with Mr. Mack myself. 155 00:07:51,842 --> 00:07:55,262 Because, well, I've tried to... 156 00:08:04,855 --> 00:08:05,856 Huh. 157 00:08:05,981 --> 00:08:09,902 Well, I play music on something unusual myself. 158 00:08:09,902 --> 00:08:14,031 Of course, we're always looking for original amateur talent. 159 00:08:14,031 --> 00:08:16,992 Mr. Valenti is unusual for the fact 160 00:08:16,992 --> 00:08:21,747 that he not only blows Oh, Johnny on the bicycle pump, 161 00:08:21,747 --> 00:08:25,375 but also does nail file on a high, flat table, 162 00:08:25,375 --> 00:08:29,004 and also plays the vacuum cleaner nozzle 163 00:08:29,004 --> 00:08:30,297 It's a Great Day for the Irish. 164 00:08:31,465 --> 00:08:33,801 - You say you do something unusual? Yes. 165 00:08:33,801 --> 00:08:35,885 Well, what do you do, may I ask? 166 00:08:35,885 --> 00:08:37,387 I play meat. 167 00:08:38,055 --> 00:08:39,472 You what? I play meat. 168 00:08:40,557 --> 00:08:41,767 You play meat? 169 00:08:41,767 --> 00:08:43,936 Yes, meat. 170 00:08:43,936 --> 00:08:45,145 You know, beef and pork. 171 00:08:45,145 --> 00:08:46,271 That's sick, man. 172 00:08:46,271 --> 00:08:47,689 M-E-A-T, meat? 173 00:08:47,689 --> 00:08:48,816 Yes. 174 00:08:50,317 --> 00:08:52,319 It may sound a little strange. 175 00:08:52,319 --> 00:08:55,322 Yeah. I don't mean to hurt your feelings, 176 00:08:55,322 --> 00:08:57,574 but I've never heard of anybody who plays meat. 177 00:08:59,576 --> 00:09:01,411 A lot of people think it's strange. 178 00:09:01,411 --> 00:09:03,247 Yes, I can understand that. 179 00:09:03,247 --> 00:09:05,457 No offense. Are you serious about this? 180 00:09:05,582 --> 00:09:06,750 Yes. Yes. 181 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:09,670 I've worked here as an assistant butcher 182 00:09:09,670 --> 00:09:13,549 and I've found in a cold storage locker... 183 00:09:54,673 --> 00:09:55,966 Yes, sir. 184 00:09:55,966 --> 00:09:58,343 Whatever you want, I got it. 185 00:09:58,343 --> 00:09:59,428 What do you want? 186 00:09:59,428 --> 00:10:00,679 Fill it with ethyl. 187 00:10:00,679 --> 00:10:03,140 If Ethel don't mind. 188 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:38,467 Want me to check under the hood for you? 189 00:10:38,467 --> 00:10:40,511 Uh, please. Yes. 190 00:10:51,522 --> 00:10:54,107 Looks like you could use a new radiator hose. 191 00:10:55,901 --> 00:10:57,444 Where have I heard that before? 192 00:10:57,444 --> 00:10:59,154 I'll get one later, thanks. 193 00:10:59,905 --> 00:11:01,365 You're the boss. 194 00:11:01,532 --> 00:11:03,033 Not in my house, I'm not. 195 00:11:14,878 --> 00:11:16,880 - Attendant? - Yes, sir? 196 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,216 You got change for the telephone? 197 00:11:19,216 --> 00:11:20,300 Yes, sir. 198 00:11:25,764 --> 00:11:27,891 I'll get you the rest later? 199 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,395 Be with you in a minute. 200 00:11:42,447 --> 00:11:43,490 Operator. 201 00:11:43,490 --> 00:11:48,328 Operator, I'd like to call 659-0716, collect. 202 00:11:49,538 --> 00:11:51,498 Uh, Dave Mann. 203 00:11:51,498 --> 00:11:55,752 The number here is 238-2098. 204 00:11:57,421 --> 00:11:58,630 Thank you. 205 00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:03,927 Excuse me. 206 00:12:06,472 --> 00:12:07,598 Honey? 207 00:12:08,849 --> 00:12:10,476 It's me. 208 00:12:10,476 --> 00:12:12,853 What's the matter? Did you have an accident? 209 00:12:12,853 --> 00:12:15,272 No, it's nothing like that. 210 00:12:15,272 --> 00:12:16,857 Well, what happened? 211 00:12:16,857 --> 00:12:19,109 Well, nothing happened. I just, uh... 212 00:12:20,527 --> 00:12:23,655 Well, I just wanted to, uh, apologize. 213 00:12:24,281 --> 00:12:26,074 You don't have to apologize. 214 00:12:26,074 --> 00:12:28,243 I know I don't have to. I wanted to. 215 00:12:29,411 --> 00:12:31,121 When I left the house this morning, you were asleep, 216 00:12:31,121 --> 00:12:34,458 so I just wanted to call you up and tell you that, uh, 217 00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:37,252 I, uh... I'm sorry about last night. 218 00:12:37,628 --> 00:12:39,755 Oh, I really don't want to talk about it. 219 00:12:39,963 --> 00:12:41,006 Well... 220 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,551 Don't you think maybe we ought to? 221 00:12:45,719 --> 00:12:47,304 No, because if we talk about it, 222 00:12:47,304 --> 00:12:48,472 we'll just get into a fight, 223 00:12:48,472 --> 00:12:49,848 and you wouldn't want that, would you? 224 00:12:50,849 --> 00:12:52,100 Of course not. 225 00:12:52,601 --> 00:12:54,520 What is that supposed to mean? 226 00:12:55,103 --> 00:12:56,146 Oh, never mind. 227 00:12:56,313 --> 00:12:57,648 Uh, just a minute. 228 00:12:57,648 --> 00:12:59,942 I know what it's supposed to mean. 229 00:12:59,942 --> 00:13:04,488 It means that you think that I should go out and call Steve Henderson up 230 00:13:04,488 --> 00:13:07,533 and challenge him to a fistfight or something. 231 00:13:07,533 --> 00:13:08,992 No, of course not. 232 00:13:08,992 --> 00:13:10,994 But, honey, I think you could have at least 233 00:13:10,994 --> 00:13:12,579 said something to the man last night. 234 00:13:12,579 --> 00:13:14,206 I mean, after all, he was 235 00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:18,585 practically trying to rape me in front of the whole party. 236 00:13:19,002 --> 00:13:20,254 Oh, come on, honey. 237 00:13:20,504 --> 00:13:23,257 Just forget it. You gonna be home by 6:30? 238 00:13:23,674 --> 00:13:24,967 If Forbes lets me go in time. 239 00:13:25,342 --> 00:13:26,844 Is it that important that you see him? 240 00:13:28,262 --> 00:13:30,681 He's leaving for Hawaii in the morning. 241 00:13:30,681 --> 00:13:33,267 The way he's been griping to the front office, if I don't reach him today, 242 00:13:33,267 --> 00:13:34,768 I could lose the account. 243 00:13:34,935 --> 00:13:38,021 You said there would be no problem about getting home on time. 244 00:13:38,397 --> 00:13:40,232 There probably won't be. 245 00:13:41,191 --> 00:13:42,192 It's your mother. 246 00:13:42,192 --> 00:13:44,236 God knows she's not coming to see me. 247 00:13:44,862 --> 00:13:48,282 Honey, I said there probably won't be a problem. 248 00:13:48,532 --> 00:13:51,285 Well, just be on time, okay? 249 00:13:51,618 --> 00:13:53,412 All right. 250 00:13:53,412 --> 00:13:54,705 Okay, I'll be there. 251 00:14:12,973 --> 00:14:14,850 Here's your card, sir. 252 00:14:18,145 --> 00:14:20,022 Be with you in a second. 253 00:14:21,648 --> 00:14:23,442 You save them stamps? 254 00:14:23,442 --> 00:14:24,568 No, thanks. 255 00:14:24,568 --> 00:14:27,237 Good enough. Come back, now. 256 00:14:28,197 --> 00:14:29,573 Will do. 257 00:15:54,324 --> 00:15:56,702 I gave you the road. Why don't you take it? 258 00:16:00,456 --> 00:16:02,040 Why don't you go? 259 00:16:35,365 --> 00:16:38,368 Oh, boy, you're beautiful. 260 00:16:53,967 --> 00:16:56,011 I don't believe it. 261 00:16:57,721 --> 00:16:59,640 I don't believe it. 262 00:17:10,567 --> 00:17:12,236 I'm in no mood to play games. 263 00:17:12,236 --> 00:17:13,403 Let's go. 264 00:17:43,308 --> 00:17:45,602 Well, it's about time, Charlie! 265 00:17:55,028 --> 00:17:56,321 My God. 266 00:17:59,158 --> 00:18:00,617 Jesus. 267 00:18:10,878 --> 00:18:12,087 Come on, you miserable fathead. 268 00:18:12,087 --> 00:18:14,423 Get that fat-ass truck out of my way. 269 00:18:23,974 --> 00:18:26,935 Well, I'm never going to make that appointment now. 270 00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:49,374 You miserable... 271 00:19:03,555 --> 00:19:06,975 Okay. Okay. 272 00:19:06,975 --> 00:19:08,310 You want to play games. 273 00:25:34,530 --> 00:25:36,448 You all right, mister? 274 00:25:39,785 --> 00:25:43,122 Yeah. Yeah, except... 275 00:25:43,914 --> 00:25:45,040 Oh, my neck. 276 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,834 You got a whiplash, probably. 277 00:25:46,834 --> 00:25:48,794 Yeah. It's all right. 278 00:25:51,922 --> 00:25:53,382 He's all right. 279 00:25:56,885 --> 00:25:58,387 What happened? 280 00:26:01,056 --> 00:26:03,016 That truck driver tried to kill me. 281 00:26:03,016 --> 00:26:04,685 Kill you? Go on. 282 00:26:04,685 --> 00:26:07,146 He chased me down the mountain 283 00:26:07,146 --> 00:26:09,773 at nearly 90 miles an hour. 284 00:26:09,773 --> 00:26:11,775 I don't know what else you'd call it. 285 00:26:11,775 --> 00:26:13,694 Tried to kill you. 286 00:26:14,444 --> 00:26:17,781 - It sure looks like you got whiplash. - Oh, it's... 287 00:26:18,031 --> 00:26:19,199 You got the whiplash, all right. 288 00:26:19,199 --> 00:26:20,409 That's okay. 289 00:26:20,409 --> 00:26:22,494 Thank... It's okay. 290 00:26:22,494 --> 00:26:24,746 - Anything I can do for you? - No, nothing. Thank you. 291 00:26:24,746 --> 00:26:25,789 No. That's okay. 292 00:26:25,789 --> 00:26:26,874 Okay. 293 00:26:33,338 --> 00:26:35,591 Just a little whiplash is all. 294 00:27:28,894 --> 00:27:31,146 What happened out there, mister? 295 00:27:31,146 --> 00:27:32,773 Can I use your men's room, please? 296 00:27:32,773 --> 00:27:35,484 Yeah. Through the door, on the right, 297 00:27:35,484 --> 00:27:39,321 down the hall, turn left, second door. 298 00:28:35,377 --> 00:28:39,256 Well, you never know. You just never know. 299 00:28:40,466 --> 00:28:44,094 You just go along figuring some things don't change, ever, right? 300 00:28:45,262 --> 00:28:47,431 Like being able to drive on a public highway 301 00:28:47,431 --> 00:28:49,850 without somebody trying to murder you. 302 00:28:50,601 --> 00:28:52,853 And then one stupid thing happens. 303 00:28:54,605 --> 00:28:57,691 Twenty, 25 minutes out of your whole life, 304 00:28:58,150 --> 00:29:01,945 and all the ropes that kept you hanging in there get cut loose. 305 00:29:02,696 --> 00:29:05,115 And it's like, there you are, 306 00:29:05,115 --> 00:29:07,075 right back in the jungle again. 307 00:29:09,620 --> 00:29:13,373 All right, boy, it was a nightmare, but it's over now. 308 00:29:15,375 --> 00:29:16,960 It's all over. 309 00:29:38,816 --> 00:29:39,817 Are you all right? 310 00:29:39,817 --> 00:29:40,901 Yeah, I'm fine. 311 00:29:40,901 --> 00:29:42,277 What happened out there? 312 00:29:42,277 --> 00:29:44,655 Oh, just a slight complication. 313 00:29:45,948 --> 00:29:46,949 Oh? 314 00:29:47,157 --> 00:29:49,493 Looked like a big complication to me. 315 00:32:15,097 --> 00:32:17,724 Well, ready to order now? 316 00:32:17,724 --> 00:32:19,351 Ahem. Yes. 317 00:32:20,310 --> 00:32:21,895 Yes, thank you. Um... 318 00:32:27,025 --> 00:32:28,652 Oh, I think I'll... 319 00:32:32,823 --> 00:32:34,867 Just give me, um... Um... 320 00:32:34,867 --> 00:32:37,327 Why don't you just give me a cheese sandwich, 321 00:32:37,327 --> 00:32:38,704 Swiss cheese on rye? 322 00:32:38,704 --> 00:32:40,330 R-Y-E. 323 00:32:40,330 --> 00:32:41,874 Swiss cheese on rye. All right. 324 00:32:41,874 --> 00:32:44,334 And could I have another glass of water, please? 325 00:32:44,710 --> 00:32:46,295 Oh, sure. Another glass of water. 326 00:32:46,295 --> 00:32:47,671 - Oh, uh, miss? - Yes? 327 00:32:48,213 --> 00:32:49,339 Do you have an aspirin? 328 00:32:49,339 --> 00:32:50,799 Aw, your head aches. 329 00:32:50,799 --> 00:32:52,634 Sure, I'll get you some aspirin. 330 00:33:06,857 --> 00:33:08,525 I don't know, all I did was pass 331 00:33:08,525 --> 00:33:10,277 this stupid rig a couple of times, 332 00:33:10,277 --> 00:33:12,404 and he goes flying off the deep end. 333 00:33:13,572 --> 00:33:15,449 He has to be crazy. 334 00:33:16,825 --> 00:33:20,037 Okay, so he's crazy. What can I do about it? 335 00:33:21,205 --> 00:33:23,207 Find him a psychiatrist? 336 00:33:24,708 --> 00:33:26,543 Oh, boy. 337 00:34:12,965 --> 00:34:14,632 Now wait a minute. 338 00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:17,094 Now wait just a minute. 339 00:34:18,637 --> 00:34:19,847 All right, now, think. 340 00:34:21,389 --> 00:34:23,600 Okay, he's in here. 341 00:34:25,519 --> 00:34:29,398 Well, that doesn't mean he intends to continue his attack. 342 00:34:30,858 --> 00:34:32,400 It is lunchtime, 343 00:34:33,152 --> 00:34:36,737 and Chuck's Cafe may be the only place to eat for miles around. 344 00:34:38,365 --> 00:34:41,409 Yeah. He probably eats here all the time. 345 00:34:41,409 --> 00:34:44,121 He was just moving too fast before, 346 00:34:44,121 --> 00:34:48,125 and he had to slow down, turn around, that's all. 347 00:34:52,795 --> 00:34:54,130 That's all. 348 00:34:59,178 --> 00:35:02,514 Why didn't I leave right away when I saw his truck outside? 349 00:35:02,514 --> 00:35:05,142 Then I'd know what he intends to do. 350 00:35:07,352 --> 00:35:09,062 What if he followed me out, though, 351 00:35:09,062 --> 00:35:10,481 started after me again? 352 00:35:11,356 --> 00:35:12,858 I'd be right back where I started. 353 00:35:12,858 --> 00:35:15,819 Even if I got a lead, he'd overtake me soon enough. 354 00:35:15,819 --> 00:35:19,114 He's got some souped-up diesel. 355 00:35:19,114 --> 00:35:21,033 My car is just not that powerful. 356 00:35:21,033 --> 00:35:24,661 I just can't drive 80 and 90 miles an hour. 357 00:35:25,412 --> 00:35:26,997 As soon as I stop concentrating, 358 00:35:26,997 --> 00:35:29,333 I'd go back to 60 or 70 like I always do. 359 00:35:29,333 --> 00:35:31,251 It's a habit. I can't help it. 360 00:35:31,251 --> 00:35:33,712 I... Take it easy. 361 00:35:35,881 --> 00:35:38,717 Just take it easy. 362 00:35:40,135 --> 00:35:41,720 Maybe I... 363 00:35:43,305 --> 00:35:45,849 Maybe I should try some kind of contact. 364 00:35:47,768 --> 00:35:49,394 Well, I'd better do something. 365 00:35:54,316 --> 00:35:56,401 Look, mister, I'm sorry if I irritated you. 366 00:35:56,401 --> 00:36:00,197 Why don't I buy you a beer and get this thing straightened out, huh? 367 00:36:01,031 --> 00:36:02,491 No. 368 00:36:06,161 --> 00:36:08,413 Look, mister, I'm sorry if I irritated you, 369 00:36:08,413 --> 00:36:10,207 but let me, uh... 370 00:36:23,387 --> 00:36:25,889 There you are. Anything else? 371 00:36:25,889 --> 00:36:26,974 No, thank you. 372 00:36:27,724 --> 00:36:28,725 Uh... 373 00:36:30,352 --> 00:36:32,062 I'd like some ketchup. 374 00:36:55,043 --> 00:36:57,463 What if I called the local police? 375 00:36:57,463 --> 00:37:00,174 But then I'd have to stay here, lose more time. 376 00:37:00,174 --> 00:37:03,260 What if he stayed, too? Actually talked to the police himself? 377 00:37:03,260 --> 00:37:06,430 Naturally, he'd deny everything. I've got no proof. 378 00:37:06,430 --> 00:37:08,932 And I'm sure none of these people would back me up. 379 00:37:08,932 --> 00:37:10,017 The cops will probably... 380 00:38:27,553 --> 00:38:30,639 Okay, so now what? 381 00:39:29,072 --> 00:39:30,073 Look, uh... 382 00:39:35,954 --> 00:39:38,248 I want you to cut it out. 383 00:39:38,248 --> 00:39:39,333 What? 384 00:39:41,543 --> 00:39:43,462 Just cut it out, okay? 385 00:39:47,716 --> 00:39:49,968 Cut what out? 386 00:39:49,968 --> 00:39:51,261 Now, come on. I mean... 387 00:39:52,304 --> 00:39:53,931 Please, I... 388 00:39:53,931 --> 00:39:55,098 Let's not play games. 389 00:39:56,725 --> 00:39:59,228 What the hell are you talking about? 390 00:39:59,228 --> 00:40:00,395 I can call the police. 391 00:40:03,690 --> 00:40:06,109 - The police? - You think that I won't? 392 00:40:06,109 --> 00:40:07,277 You're wrong, mister. 393 00:40:07,277 --> 00:40:10,197 If you think that you can take that truck of yours 394 00:40:10,197 --> 00:40:11,782 and just use it as a murder weapon, 395 00:40:11,782 --> 00:40:13,700 just killing people on the highway, 396 00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:15,577 well, you're wrong. 397 00:40:15,577 --> 00:40:17,037 You've got another thing coming. 398 00:40:18,956 --> 00:40:20,624 Man, you need help. 399 00:40:20,958 --> 00:40:22,543 Don't you tell me I need help. 400 00:40:26,713 --> 00:40:29,091 Hey! Hey, come on! 401 00:40:29,925 --> 00:40:31,135 Who the hell do you think you are, 402 00:40:31,135 --> 00:40:32,594 knocking my sandwich out of my hand? 403 00:40:32,594 --> 00:40:34,638 Come on, now. You wanna fight, get on outside. 404 00:40:34,638 --> 00:40:37,015 I don't wanna fight. I wanna knock his head off. 405 00:40:37,015 --> 00:40:38,350 You already hit him twice. 406 00:40:38,350 --> 00:40:40,018 What more do you want, huh? 407 00:40:40,310 --> 00:40:41,979 Come on now. Look at him. 408 00:40:41,979 --> 00:40:44,231 He's sick. Can't you see? He ain't gonna fight no one. 409 00:40:44,231 --> 00:40:45,440 That creep comes around, 410 00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:46,775 knocks my sandwich out of my hand. 411 00:40:46,775 --> 00:40:48,694 All right, all right. I'll buy you another sandwich. 412 00:40:48,819 --> 00:40:50,070 I'll buy you another sandwich. 413 00:40:50,070 --> 00:40:51,530 - Come on, forget it. - No, forget it. 414 00:40:51,530 --> 00:40:52,614 Forget it. 415 00:40:52,614 --> 00:40:54,491 I don't wanna stay around here anyway. 416 00:40:54,491 --> 00:40:56,493 Let me buy you a beer then, huh? 417 00:40:58,245 --> 00:40:59,705 I'll buy you a beer. 418 00:41:04,751 --> 00:41:06,253 Why don't you get out of here, huh? 419 00:44:14,149 --> 00:44:15,192 Yeah? 420 00:44:15,192 --> 00:44:16,443 Mister, I'm sorry to bother you, 421 00:44:16,443 --> 00:44:17,528 but I could use a little help. 422 00:44:17,528 --> 00:44:18,612 What kind of help? 423 00:44:18,612 --> 00:44:20,656 Well, I could use a push. 424 00:44:20,656 --> 00:44:22,115 Damn thing overheated on me, 425 00:44:22,115 --> 00:44:23,242 and I stopped to let it cool off. 426 00:44:23,242 --> 00:44:24,576 Now I can't get her started again. 427 00:44:24,576 --> 00:44:26,662 Why didn't you flag down that truck? 428 00:44:26,662 --> 00:44:27,955 What truck? 429 00:44:27,955 --> 00:44:30,207 The one that just went by here a couple of minutes ago. 430 00:44:30,207 --> 00:44:31,375 Guess I didn't notice. 431 00:44:31,375 --> 00:44:33,585 I must have been inside trying to get that piece of junk shaking. 432 00:44:33,585 --> 00:44:35,337 - Would you get off the car? - How about it? 433 00:44:36,380 --> 00:44:39,258 I don't know. Looks like I'd go right underneath the bumper. 434 00:44:39,258 --> 00:44:40,551 No. 435 00:44:41,343 --> 00:44:44,555 Hey, get off the car. You're gonna get hurt there. 436 00:44:44,555 --> 00:44:46,056 Nah, you're all right. 437 00:44:46,056 --> 00:44:47,349 Rodney, get down from there. 438 00:44:47,349 --> 00:44:48,642 That goes for you too, Shawn. 439 00:44:48,642 --> 00:44:50,894 All right. Come on, everybody! Back on the bus! 440 00:44:50,894 --> 00:44:52,354 Wait a minute! 441 00:44:52,354 --> 00:44:53,564 Wait, I... 442 00:44:55,607 --> 00:44:57,359 Well, we'll see. 443 00:45:15,961 --> 00:45:17,754 Come on. Come on. 444 00:45:41,403 --> 00:45:45,741 Push! Push! Push! 445 00:45:46,241 --> 00:45:50,204 Push! Push! Push! Push! 446 00:45:51,371 --> 00:45:55,000 Push! Push! Push! 447 00:46:21,985 --> 00:46:24,029 He can't do it! 448 00:46:24,530 --> 00:46:31,036 You can't do it! You can't do it! 449 00:46:35,833 --> 00:46:38,377 Mr. Pfeiffer, that guy's stuck, too. 450 00:46:38,377 --> 00:46:39,628 Shit. 451 00:46:51,682 --> 00:46:54,977 Sorry, mister. I could have swore we were okay. 452 00:46:54,977 --> 00:46:57,396 Yeah, well, I told you we were gonna get hung up. 453 00:46:57,396 --> 00:46:59,148 How about I give you a hand? 454 00:46:59,148 --> 00:47:01,692 Don't sit on the hood. 455 00:47:01,692 --> 00:47:05,028 That hood will dent. I told the kids not to get on the hood. 456 00:47:07,114 --> 00:47:10,242 Just see if you can bounce it loose, 457 00:47:10,242 --> 00:47:12,286 and I'll, uh, uh... 458 00:47:14,454 --> 00:47:16,206 Just bounce it loose. 459 00:47:55,662 --> 00:47:56,830 Hold it! 460 00:48:14,681 --> 00:48:16,350 Something wrong? 461 00:48:19,394 --> 00:48:21,855 That bastard turned around and came back. 462 00:48:23,065 --> 00:48:24,942 Is that the truck you were asking about? 463 00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:31,240 Uh... 464 00:48:31,532 --> 00:48:33,367 Get those kids out of the way. 465 00:48:33,367 --> 00:48:34,451 What for? 466 00:48:34,451 --> 00:48:36,453 Just get them off the road and they'll be okay. 467 00:48:36,453 --> 00:48:38,080 They're all right. They're not on the road. 468 00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:42,126 Hey! Get back in the bus. Please. 469 00:48:42,126 --> 00:48:44,503 Please. Come on. Come on. Back in the bus! 470 00:48:44,503 --> 00:48:46,338 You're all right, right where you are. 471 00:48:46,338 --> 00:48:48,132 As long as you stay off the road, you're okay. 472 00:48:48,132 --> 00:48:49,174 Come on! 473 00:48:49,174 --> 00:48:51,176 You're perfectly all right. Just keep off the road. 474 00:48:51,176 --> 00:48:53,262 Let's get back in the bus, come on. 475 00:48:53,262 --> 00:48:55,681 Get off of the highway. There's a truck coming. 476 00:48:55,681 --> 00:48:58,559 You must be out of your brains! 477 00:48:58,559 --> 00:48:59,977 Yeah! Yeah! 478 00:49:00,477 --> 00:49:02,104 Come on! Please! 479 00:49:02,104 --> 00:49:03,438 Take your hands off... 480 00:49:03,438 --> 00:49:05,566 - Come on. Get back in the bus! - Get your hands off him! 481 00:49:05,566 --> 00:49:08,402 Now look, I know how this must sound, 482 00:49:08,402 --> 00:49:09,695 but that man is crazy. 483 00:49:09,695 --> 00:49:11,613 He's been trying to kill me. I mean it. 484 00:49:11,613 --> 00:49:13,407 Well, I tell you, if I had to vote on 485 00:49:13,407 --> 00:49:15,159 who's crazy around here, it'd be you. 486 00:49:15,159 --> 00:49:16,493 Uh, um... 487 00:49:17,953 --> 00:49:20,873 When I bust them loose, pull it back. 488 00:49:31,341 --> 00:49:32,759 Now! 489 00:51:41,763 --> 00:51:43,223 Hey! Hey! 490 00:51:58,655 --> 00:52:00,032 Hey, stop! 491 00:52:05,370 --> 00:52:06,497 Hey! 492 00:52:14,213 --> 00:52:15,380 Hey! 493 00:54:40,442 --> 00:54:41,944 Oh, boy. 494 00:56:07,404 --> 00:56:10,115 Hi. Help you, mister? 495 00:56:10,115 --> 00:56:11,241 You got a telephone? 496 00:56:11,241 --> 00:56:12,326 Out in the back. 497 00:56:13,410 --> 00:56:14,786 This way? 498 00:56:14,786 --> 00:56:16,163 Something for your car? 499 00:56:16,914 --> 00:56:18,207 Uh... 500 00:56:18,207 --> 00:56:21,168 Well, you can put what ethyl you can get in the tank. 501 00:56:21,168 --> 00:56:22,669 All righty. 502 00:56:28,759 --> 00:56:30,552 Would you mind checking those radiator hoses? 503 00:56:30,552 --> 00:56:32,262 I'll do that. 504 00:56:32,387 --> 00:56:34,681 Take a look at my snakes if you have time. 505 00:56:44,441 --> 00:56:46,819 Weird place for a telephone booth. 506 00:56:56,286 --> 00:56:57,329 Operator. 507 00:56:57,329 --> 00:56:58,747 I'd like to report a truck driver 508 00:56:58,747 --> 00:57:00,624 that's been endangering my life. 509 00:57:00,624 --> 00:57:03,127 In that case, I'll have to give you the police, sir. 510 00:57:03,127 --> 00:57:05,379 Right. Give me the police. 511 00:57:05,379 --> 00:57:07,756 Sir, which department do you want? 512 00:57:07,756 --> 00:57:08,966 Whichever's closer. 513 00:57:09,508 --> 00:57:11,510 What number are you calling from? 514 00:57:11,510 --> 00:57:13,887 This number is 9821. 515 00:57:32,364 --> 00:57:34,700 What's your name, sir? - David Mann. 516 00:57:35,075 --> 00:57:36,076 How do you spell that, please? 517 00:57:36,076 --> 00:57:38,245 M-A-N-N. That's two N's. 518 00:57:41,999 --> 00:57:43,876 I'd like to report a truck driver 519 00:57:43,876 --> 00:57:45,836 that's been endangering my life. 520 00:57:46,503 --> 00:57:47,838 What's your name again? 521 00:57:47,838 --> 00:57:49,131 David Mann. 522 00:58:01,351 --> 00:58:03,020 Why'd he do that? 523 00:58:03,020 --> 00:58:05,647 Why'd he break my cages up? 524 00:58:36,220 --> 00:58:37,721 Why'd he break my cages up? 525 00:58:37,721 --> 00:58:39,556 - Call the police! - With what? 526 00:58:39,556 --> 00:58:41,433 That's the only phone I've got! 527 00:58:41,433 --> 00:58:45,312 My snakes! I've got to find my snakes! 528 00:58:53,237 --> 00:58:57,199 Oh, my snakes. My snakes. 529 01:00:08,812 --> 01:00:12,065 The highway's all yours, Jack. 530 01:00:13,192 --> 01:00:15,527 I'm not budging for at least an hour. 531 01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:18,780 Maybe the police will pull you in by then. 532 01:00:21,825 --> 01:00:25,204 Maybe they won't, but at least you'll be far away from me. 533 01:00:26,163 --> 01:00:29,333 "Well, dear, did you have a nice trip?" 534 01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:36,048 "Ah, no, no. Just the same old thing." 535 01:00:38,967 --> 01:00:42,054 Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. 536 01:00:44,181 --> 01:00:47,851 Well, I won't be seeing Forbes today, that's for sure. 537 01:07:45,936 --> 01:07:47,062 What's the matter, car trouble? 538 01:07:47,062 --> 01:07:48,105 Well, in a way, yes. 539 01:07:48,105 --> 01:07:49,481 I wonder if you'd do me a favor. 540 01:07:49,481 --> 01:07:50,566 What's that? 541 01:07:50,566 --> 01:07:52,276 Would you stop at the nearest telephone you come to 542 01:07:52,276 --> 01:07:53,861 - and call the police? - Police? 543 01:07:53,861 --> 01:07:55,362 Yeah, you see that truck? 544 01:07:55,362 --> 01:07:56,780 Mister, we don't want any trouble. 545 01:07:56,780 --> 01:07:58,282 No, there won't be any trouble. 546 01:07:58,282 --> 01:07:59,658 All I'm asking you to do is call the police. 547 01:07:59,658 --> 01:08:00,826 Was there an accident? 548 01:08:00,826 --> 01:08:04,413 Ma'am, all I'm asking you to do is just make a phone call. 549 01:08:04,413 --> 01:08:05,581 Jim, step on the pedal. 550 01:08:05,581 --> 01:08:06,790 My life's in danger! 551 01:08:06,790 --> 01:08:08,834 - I'm sorry, mister... - Can't you make a lousy phone call 552 01:08:08,834 --> 01:08:10,252 to the lousy police for me? 553 01:08:10,252 --> 01:08:11,628 Stop it, mister. You're scaring us. 554 01:08:11,628 --> 01:08:14,840 Or just drop me off at the nearest station. I'll pay you for it. 555 01:08:15,799 --> 01:08:16,925 Jim! 556 01:10:24,344 --> 01:10:27,806 Okay, let's see you catch me now. 557 01:10:31,393 --> 01:10:32,519 Here we go. 558 01:10:55,959 --> 01:10:57,085 Can't beat me on the grade. 559 01:10:57,085 --> 01:10:58,962 You can't beat me on the grade! 560 01:13:53,512 --> 01:13:54,721 Come on. 561 01:14:34,595 --> 01:14:36,597 How can he go so fast? 562 01:17:49,581 --> 01:17:50,624 Huh? 563 01:18:09,309 --> 01:18:11,145 The radiator hose. 564 01:18:23,532 --> 01:18:25,742 Oh, no, please! No! 565 01:18:38,881 --> 01:18:40,090 Oh, my God! 566 01:18:49,641 --> 01:18:51,185 Come on, faster! 567 01:19:20,255 --> 01:19:21,715 Oh, my God. 568 01:19:31,350 --> 01:19:32,810 Come on! 569 01:19:33,977 --> 01:19:35,062 Come on. 570 01:19:52,079 --> 01:19:53,288 Please. 571 01:19:57,167 --> 01:19:58,335 Come on. 572 01:20:00,546 --> 01:20:03,340 Come on, car. Come on, let's go! 573 01:20:03,632 --> 01:20:04,842 Come on! 574 01:20:13,851 --> 01:20:15,018 Where's the summit? 575 01:20:16,019 --> 01:20:18,313 Please. Please. 576 01:20:22,234 --> 01:20:23,318 Come on! 577 01:20:26,155 --> 01:20:27,406 Come on! 578 01:20:34,663 --> 01:20:36,874 There it is. There it is! 579 01:21:11,492 --> 01:21:13,243 Faster. Faster!